Girl got a Makeover!!

Kaye - yes I did steal this from you - you are the original fabulous biatch! xx

This is going on my tombstone if I don't get made into a diamond post demise.

Check out my newer, sleeker, (almost, almost 100% complete) more radiant blogger self - you likeee? Well me likee. A LOT *with extra SUPERsparkles*. Hmmm but is it still pink enough?!

I was thinking that this elegant makeover should mark a transition into more eloquent blogging and less ramblage but as I only went in for the beauty makeover not the complete overhaul (girl is on a budget) my magnificent ramblings (though hopefully with slightly fewer parenthesis!!) will continue.

However to mark this auspicious occasion, today does mark the commencement of Sexy in Six!

In six weeks today I will be back in London (yaysobyay), back at my desk (sobsobsob), back in the land of Cadbury's chocolate (yayyyyyyyy) and autumnal wet and cold (sobsobsoooooooob) and OF COURSE squeezing myself back into my size 10 work clothes (no-emotion-possible-as-taking-very-shallow-breaths)

I was going to set some new SUPERsexy goals but instead I have unfinished business to resolve before I head home so my goals remain the same BUT my focus is back and my window of opportunity is exactly six weeks and narrowing everyday.

Six Weeks To Sexy has (duh!) Six Objectives:

1. 100% Paleo – no dairy, no sugar, no carbs, no crap of any description for the next six weeks. I’m intrigued to see how many of the 24 Stateside gained pounds I can blast off in six weeks. I’m aiming for a 14lbs loss ideally.


2. Taming the Tummy - from a current bloated 104cm – to as small as I can get it in six weeks. To compare on the 1^st Feb this year I was 10st2lbs with a waist of 93cm.


3. Completing 60 sec ring Crossfit challenge – but now it’s an L-sit rather than a straight hold. Crossfitting Curtis pointed out that I’m not really working anything except upper body and actually if I’m putting in the effort, then I should do an L-sit and work my core/abs also.  Thanks Curtis. I should point out that Curtis can do a handstand in the rings so he mistakenly thinks anything is possible.  But since you’ve raised my competitive hackles........it’s on. Bitch I am Fabulous!


4. Half-marathon baby – 18^th September in San Francisco!!


5. Me in a bikini with (non-photoshopped) photographic evidence


6. ABSOLUTE FOCUS on Sexy in Six – doing whatever it takes (‘whatever’ limited to what is legal in the Great State of Texas of course) with 100% enthusiasm and ZERO complaints about being tired, fed up, hot, cross, weak, hungry, sore - well you get the picture.

Special Note to Challenge Han: I hope you appreciate that I haven’t forgotten about our little sky diving bet – Sexy in Six will knock three of my four challenges out of the park. (yayyayyay) That just leaves a fast 10km race for me and a 10km distance to complete for you when I get back!! Just saying – you have 9 weeks to get 10km ready!! I'm thinking this: ShockAbsorber 10km!

Say after me: Bitch. I am fabulous! xx

p.s. For any of you with memories like sieves - this was the old me, prior to FABULOUS K SUPERdesigner intervention: