STEP 1: Be the very fortunate recipient of a beautiful surprise bouquet of flowers (hmm I must have done something good in a past life!) – THANK YOUUUUUUU Lucinda - they have been making me smile ALLLLL week long.
STEP 2: Move gorgeously smelling flowers into vicinity of evil malodorous trainers. (Never had such stinky trainers until I attempted running every day)
STEP 3: Inhale deeply without fear of asphyxiation whilst executing a “I’ve received my first ever bouquet of flowers” happy dance in salutation to the flowers/ Lucinda/ the Universe. xx
p.s. It is official - Operation-Avoid-Death-Via-Skydiving is a go. This brings on a whole different kind of dance, one akin to a dirge!
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